neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

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altersociety:

socialjusticekoolaid:

The Ferguson City Council convened for the first time since Mike Brown’s death, and proved that they literally give no fucks about what the community has to say. Added to their vague, paltry proposed reforms, seems real change will have to come in Ferguson via the ballot box. I don’t care where you live folks— let this be a lesson in voting/participating in your local elections and government! #staywoke #farfromover 

The people of Ferguson are an inspiration and they are true examples of perseverance in the face of struggle and pain. I stand with Ferguson.

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slotato:

boomitsnialler:

if it makes you feel any better this picture of me is in my high school yearbook and half my teachers came up to me and congratulated me on having the most embarrassing one and said they all laughed about it at a faculty meeting 

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are you raven symone

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dolly-fartin:

Have you ever seen anything so tragic?

Join the Battle for the Net

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princeowl:

if this internet prohibition shit ends up happening yall can catch me in the woods makin wifi moonshine 

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prattical:

same

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fallingonbakerstreet:

damonssalvatoree:

lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

T.G.I.FIBROMYALGIA

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bedpartymakeover:

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supersmashkev:

I FUCKING HATE EVERUONE

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Hands down the best thing online

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coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

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1929nt2:

pulpfanfiction:

thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

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christ putin

no but my fave part of this is the writing on her back says “go sit on a dick Putin”

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justjinxlyric:

Always

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Is being gay a choice? [x]

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asianmaid:

tuscansweaters:

Rapper Drake successfully flips pancake

MONEY

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jessicamoore:

        I CAN’T FIGHT. I CAN’T WALK. BUT I COULD DO SOMETHING.

         Let the dogs in, make a break for the building next
over, and I can wait here with my finger on the button.
Rip those mutts a new one. 

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