"LOOK AT THE CAT"

— me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via spockular)
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stacksbreadup:

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?

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thequeenvevo:

she got her

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the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps" *dies of laughter*

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girlwholovesdragons:

therainssmallhands:

turntechstridercest:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

doctorrivaille:

rapunzelie:

sb5ive:

rapunzelie:

new undies: cute
stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

  1. stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
  2. cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
  3. laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
  4. also fuck you.

I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

FREE LIGHTNING TATTOOS

FREE LIGHTNING TATTOOS GUYS

YOU ARE THE MAIN CHARACTER

THE GIRL WITH THE LIGHTNING TATTOOS

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khaleesinewbooty:

"when did you get hot???"

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proudof-living:

going through life like green day went through eye of the tiger

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beesmygod:

evitron:

google boob

fbi put your hands in the air

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missjraffe:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

because none of you ever leave the house nor are you old enough to drink

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panic/anxiety attack

vye-leviathan:

pushed-too-far:

chris-sid:

jaspinder:

  • breath in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

Never not reblog

Tumblr got anxiety advice. Fuck yeah.

Read this earlier, and it helped me a lot tonight.

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selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

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dontbedeaded:

jalr-the-psyco:

tofutits:

windandsalt:

friarpark

#this is not an exaggeration okay #children do say this #children do wonder why they can’t find themselves in the media #don’t fucking tell me it doesn’t matter #it matters so much #children NEED to see themselves represented #or else they grow up feeling inferior and not worthy

No I have to reblog this again cus I am crying right now look at the dads face

His dad can’t explain to his kid why none of them are black

oh my god this is from marvel’s agents of s.h.i.e.l.d. and the kid isn’t asking why aren’t any of them black, he’s saying “i’m okay” because his dad asked him if he wanted an action figure and he know they don’t have money for that so he says “no, i’m okay”..

stop making shit up

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green-satan:

this movie was a masterpiece 

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little-miss-alliemarie:

2014 is the year of Broadway actors & actresses calling out rude audience members….and I LOVE IT. Seriously people, knock the phone shit off. Be polite. These people put in a lot of work to entertain you. Put it away.

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